THE XL BACKSCRATCHER THAT REACHES
WHERE YOUR PRIDE CAN’T
☠️No dull prongs. No weak excuses.☠️
Best back scratcher for big guys
This is a large back scratcher and does require assembly. It is the most effective back scratcher I have ever owned. It is sturdy and the broad head covers a lot of space. I can highly recommend it.
The backscratcher world was pathetic, so I built something better.
But it wasn't instant.
I've been creating things my whole life - products, brands, solutions.
But ball scratcher, I mean, back scratchers?
Same old thing, that hasn't changed for thousands of years.
Every scratcher I tried was tiny, flimsy, weak, or useless. Dull prongs, short handles, no reach, no satisfaction.
Why? Because it’s f*cking hilarious.
People see it and go, “da faqqq!?” Then they try it… and instantly get it.
My goal: make THE BIGGEST BACKSCRATHER with a LIFETIME GUARANTEE.
Easy to use. Hits every spot. And feels ridiculously satisfying.
One fall afternoon I was raking leaves. The thought hit instantly. I'm literally scratching my lawn...
What if I had a RAKE FOR MY BACK!?
But it has to be better than every so-called backscratcher I’d ever bought.
The back scratching game is gonna get a BIG UPGRADE.
“Scratches deep enough to heal generational pain.”
Its long reach hits every angle your arms quit on.
"Beast Rake doesn't just scratch, it gives every itch permission to surrender."
Makes the concept of a “hard to reach” itch irrelevant.
"In the presence of Beast Rake, dollar-store scratchers pretend they are decorative."
Durable ABS prongs maintain their shape even with heavy scratching.
"Beast Rake doesn’t just scratch; it makes itches rethink its life choices."
Durable ABS prongs maintain their shape even with heavy scratching.
★★★★★ Trusted by people who swore they didn’t “need” one—until they tried it.
Trusted by people who swore they didn’t “need” one—until they tried it.
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