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The ORIGINAL Beast Rake Back Scratcher

The ORIGINAL Beast Rake Back Scratcher

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THE XL BACKSCRATCHER THAT REACHES WHERE YOUR PRIDE CAN'T

☠️ No dull prongs. No weak excuses ☠️

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Scratch Hard. Scratch Proud.

“Scratches deep enough to heal generational pain.”

Its long reach hits every angle your arms quit on.

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Unmatched ANIMAL Reach

"Beast Rake doesn't just scratch, it gives every itch permission to surrender."

Makes the concept of a “hard to reach” itch irrelevant.

5x Bigger Than A Standard Backscratcher

"In the presence of Beast Rake, dollar-store scratchers pretend they are decorative."

Durable ABS prongs maintain their shape even with heavy scratching.

1000% More Satisfying than BitchScatchers

"Beast Rake doesn’t just scratch; it makes itches rethink its life choices."

Durable ABS prongs maintain their shape even with heavy scratching.

🤔Did you know?

Backscratching used to be a respected art. A primal ritual of pure human triumph.

But then something terrible happened.

Tiny back scratchers took over. Flimsy little twigs pretending to be tools.
Short. Weak. Embarrassing.

In a blink…

Itch relief vanished when mass produced toy scratchers flooded the market.
Too short. No satisfaction.

Their motive?
Make 'em cheap. Sell 'em fast. Convince men that a good scratch feels polite and soft.

FALSE.

NO DAINTY LITTLE STICKS.

ONLY A SCRATCHER WITH REAL REACH, REAL DEPTH.

BEAST RAKE... MAKING BACK SCRATCHES GREAT AGAIN.

Lifetime Guarantee:

Buy Once, Scratch For Life

The average man keeps multiple useless scratch sticks in various drawers. Smart men choose quality over quantity.

  • Ages like a legend, not a gadget
  • Outlives trends, fads, and probably you
  • No expiry date - refund anytime

"I used to twist around like a dog in heat trying to reach my itches. One pass and I felt emotions I haven’t felt since my first taste of ice-cream. Beast Rake hits every spot, stays solid, and makes cheap scratchers look pathetic. Buying two more so no one in my house steals mine"

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ James C.
Verified Customer

I Dare You To Ask....

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a novelty gag gift or does it actually scratch and work?

It’s both. It gets laughs when they unwrap it, and then it becomes the most-used item in the house. People buy it as a joke and end up defending it like it's gold.

“Ended up being his favorite gift and he uses it daily.”
- Laura, Amazon Review, May 16, 2025

Does it really scratch better than those tiny plastic scratchers?

Yes. This thing actually scratches. Not the weak plastic tap-tap. Real relief. Real reach. Real satisfaction.

“This was the first one that simulates real fingernails.”
- J. Palmer, Amazon Review, June 22, 2022

How wide is the head? Does it cover the whole back?

It’s oversized on purpose at 24" Length x 7.5" Wide. Designed to hit massive surface area in one pass. Big backs, small backs, itchy souls… it covers them all.

“I can scratch half my back at one time.”
- Brandon, Amazon Review, Nov 2, 2022

Is it good for bigger guys or people with limited mobility?

Yes. The width and reach make it perfect for anyone who can’t twist like a gymnast. It was basically invented for large humans and stiff humans.

“I can reach everywhere on my extra large back without missing a spot.”
- K. Adams, Amazon Review, April 9, 2025

Is it sturdy, or does it feel cheap?

The modern version is solid and built to last. It’s bigger than it looks and stronger than expected.

“This is a large back scratcher… sturdy… the most effective I have ever owned.”
- Erik Asher, Amazon Review, July 29, 2025

Will it snag clothing?

It works over most clothes, but if you’re wearing delicate knits or loose threads, use it directly on skin.

“If used over a shirt… depending on sensitivity, the ends might feel scratchy.”
- Louise Schmelzer, Amazon Review, Dec 17, 2023

Is it rough on skin?

For most people it’s the perfect balance of strong and satisfying. If you have very sensitive skin, scratch through a t-shirt.

“It scratches good… but depending on your sensitivity, the ends might feel too scratchy.”
- Louise Schmelzer, Amazon Review, Dec 17, 2023

Does the handle stay attached?

Yes, the updated version secures together sturdily when assembled properly. Some older reviews mention loose fits, but those issues have since been solved.

“It’s terrific… sturdy, well built, easy to handle.”
- K. Adams, Amazon Review, April 9, 2025

Is it too big or awkward to use?

It’s intentionally oversized. If you want a tiny purse-sized scratcher, this isn’t for you. But if you want maximum coverage with minimum effort, you’re in the right place.

“It was huge… but it really gets good coverage.”
- Saucy, Amazon Review, May 12, 2023

Does it require assembly?

Yes. It comes in two parts for shipping. Assembly is simple with a screwdriver. Once secured, it stays together.

“The tines were sharp… requires a screwdriver… well worth the minimal effort.”
- Nick, Amazon Review, Feb 13, 2024

Is it a good gift?

It’s a perfect gift. People laugh, then fight over it. It’s one of those rare gag gifts that becomes the most-used item in the house.

“Such a hit… other people at the party requested it as a future gift.”
- Rosa D, Amazon Review, May 17, 2023

Who is this best for?

Anyone with an itch and a sense of humor. Husbands, dads, big guys, stiff backs, coworkers, or anyone who’s tired of begging someone else to scratch them.

“Best back scratcher for big guys… highly recommend.”
- Erik Asher, Amazon Review, July 29, 2025

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“Best back scratcher for big guys… highly recommend.”
- Erik Asher, Amazon Review, July 29, 2025

★★★★★

Trusted by people who swore they didn’t “need” one—until they tried it.

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